Wait, don’t answer that!
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Should I offer him a biscuit for waiting so patiently?
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Could the force be any stronger with this pediatrician?
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Is this what the experts mean by parallel play?
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Right foot blue…left elbow and belly yellow?
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Does a map of your home state command this much respect?
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Are all little boys born to idolize their big brothers?
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Final question…
You want to check out previous volumes of my Rhetorical Questions, don’t you?
Wait, don’t answer that!
Who knew that irony could clock 65mph?
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Should I be worried or relieved that someone put the helmet on Smiley?
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I was only gone an hour…How could you miss me that much?
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Now where did I put my red hat?
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Would it kill you to let him win for once?
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Woohoo! Is everyone SO EXCITED to see the dinosaurs??
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Who is that growing girl?
And one last question…
You want to read vol. 1, vol. 2 and vol. 3 again, don’t you?
Wait, don’t answer that!
Should I be grateful that the hand is signing love and not flipping me off?
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My neighbor found this passed over the fence. What’s Rascal up to this time?
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How could I resist this face?
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Why would anyone take 137 identical photos of our living room rug?
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Short sleeves and bubbles in February?
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Is my data-obsessed Hubs cute or what?
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Can I love this scene any more?
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And one last question…
You want to read vol. 1 and vol. 2 again, don’t you?
Wait, don’t answer that.
Whose crazy idea was this?
Have they become Those Kids?
Is it uncool to dress like your toddler?
Do I ever make it out of the house alone?
Do our kids get their rhythm from Hubs or me?
Should I tell them that this toy doesn’t really have a leak?
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Did you miss the first set of rhetorical questions?
Wait, don’t answer that.
Who is in charge of this toddler?
Who happily agreed to make 100 dozen (!!) treats while Hubby was out of town?
Where is Piggy?
Can someone convince him that apple slices are waaaay more efficient?
Is there anything funnier than animal hats?
Why am I wearing this exact same outfit in every photo from Nov. and Dec.?
Why is my Christmas wreath flipping me off?
What is it about being near a giant tree that makes all the daily crap seem smaller and more manageable?
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